RUN QUICKLY! SAVE YOURSELVES, THERE’S A VICIOUS BEAST PROWLING. CALL THE POLICE! CALL THE ZOO! CALL—Wait, what? What’d you say? It’s just a stupid stuffed animal? Aw crap. If that’s how you would’ve reacted to the sight of that big ol’ stuffed kitty up there, congratulations! You share much in common with the could people of Hampshire, UK, whose police force scrambled a helicopter with thermal imaging cameras and a tranquilizer team from the local zoo when the big cat was discovered near a cricket ground and golf course. Two particularly remarkable takeaways here. First, the police didn’t realize it was a fake until it was blown over by the downdraft of the helicopter. Second, British people haven’t lost that dry WWII resilience:

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