Earlier this month, a 55 year-old junior high school teacher allegedly took pictures up a young womans skirt at an anime shop in Osakas geek district, Den Den Town.The teacher, Manabu Wakita, admitted that he was following a 20-something woman around, but “absolutely” denied that he took illicit photos of her with a small-sized camera. Staff at the anime shop Animate reportedly noticed something suspicious and called out to the middle-aged man.According to reports, Wakita then supposedly put his cameras SD Card in his mouth, where it made a “crunching” noise.Police announced that part of the SD Card has since been discovered in Wakitas body some Japanese blogs are reporting that they found it in his, ahem, poop. On the recovered card, officers apparently discovered the peeping pictures in question and arrested Wakita.Bet the prison food tastes better than SD Cards.

via If You Swallow an SD Card with Illicit Photos, the Cops Will Know.