When an assistant principal confiscated his 13-year-old sons iPod, Robert Dale Esparza Jr. did what any responsible parent would: He started a fake profile under the principals name on a hardcore porn site, and impersonated him via email. Yep!Frank Hendricsen, the assistant principal, allegedly confiscated the sons iPod last year, but denied to inquiring detectives that he had. It was never found. But that didnt stop the audacious Mr. Esparza from going Santorum Bomb on Hendricsen. He started the porno profile, and then populated it with both pictures from the school website—including shots of Hendricsens wife—and then uploaded dozens of hardcore porn videos to go along with them.

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