An Ode to the Relationship Ruining Autocorrect

Expressing the depths of the love you feel for you partner is difficult enough as it is. It’s even harder when technology conspires against you as it does in Above Average’s latest video, Baby I Lobe You – An Autocorrected Love Song.

via An Ode to the Relationship Ruining Autocorrect.

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A mathematician figures out the best way to jam an extra star onto the American flag. – Slate Magazine

Three weeks ago, a Senate committee heard testimony on a bill that could bring Puerto Rico a step closer to becoming the 51st state. The Puerto Rico Democracy Act of 2010, which passed the House in late April, would grant the territory’s residents a vote on the island’s political status, with options including statehood or independence. If Puerto Rico were to become the 51st state—and granted, that’s at least four ifs away—federal law requires that a new star be added to the American flag. One can’t help but wonder: Where would we put it?

click here to read the reddit article discussing Puerto Rico’s recent vote and thoughts on the 51 starred flag

via A mathematician figures out the best way to jam an extra star onto the American flag. – Slate Magazine.

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Designing the 51-state flag | Design Decoded

Back in January, when Newt Gingrich was still a GOP hopeful, he presented the idea of making the moon into the 51st member of the United States. Fast-forward a few months: Gingrich did not win the nomination, the moon remains uncolonized, but the notion of another state was in fact a very real part of the 2012 election. In Puerto Rico, a clear majority of citizens voted for the island’s statehood.

This doesn’t mean that Puerto Rico will be promptly admitted to the union. A number of factors and decisions still stand between the vote and the final outcome. However, it does beg the question: What would a 51-star flag look like? And, for that matter, what was the design process at other moments in history when the US scaled up its territory? click link to read more

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FDA Official: “Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable”

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Why You Shouldn’t Park Your Car in Front of a Fire Hydrant

Why You Shouldn't Park Your Car in Front of a Fire Hydrant

We’ve all thought about it before. Why can’t we just park in front of the fire hydrant? Do fire fighters really need all that space to hook up their giant hose? Is there really going to be a fire? Yeah, there is and your car is going to get screwed like the one above.

So yeah, I’m never going to park in front of a fire hydrant ever. Definitely. For sure.

via Why You Shouldn’t Park Your Car in Front of a Fire Hydrant.

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The name is “IT pro . . . Your IT pro.”

by Katelyn de Diego

This week, the latest James Bond thriller hits the theaters, promising action, adrenalin, and acumen. That got us thinking about what impressive stunts 007 will show off this time around.

Bond is known for his competence, the ability to work well under pressure, and of course his arsenal of the latest tech gadgets. These tough traits and tech tricks have relieved him from many a boondoggle.

From keeping calm and strategizing his survival technique while falling parachute-less from a plane in Moonraker to skiing down a mountain on just one ski while firing a machine gun in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, James Bond is a master of strategy, troubleshooting and advanced technology ‒ much like your IT guy or gal.

In fact, strip off the short-sleeve button-down shirt and cell phone carrier case from his belt loop, and hand him a suit and sunglasses, and you might not be able to tell the difference.

Which brings us to . . .

5 Reasons Why Your IT Pro Isn’t So Different from James Bond Continue reading

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Why Did SquareSpace’s CEO Haul Diesel Up 17 Flights of Stairs? Anything Less Would be ‘Lame’

When Hurricane Sandy smashed into lower Manhattan last week, customers of the data center Peer1 faced the prospect of major downtime. Just a blackout would’ve been no problem. But when the basement flooded, it took out the pumps that transport fuel from the reserve tanks to the generators on top of the building. That’s where Squarespace CEO Anthony Casalena came in.

“I wake up Tuesday, I live in Soho,” said Mr. Casalena. “There’s no reception. There’s no power, so all the cell towers are dead.” Somehow a couple of messages snuck through to his cell phone: “Anthony there’s a major problem at Peer1, the basement’s flooded, they can’t access any reserve fuel, we have 12 hours.” He hurriedly packed a bag and started walking downtown.

Squarespace was already preparing  its “hundreds of thousands” customers using the platform for the possibility of downtime. But when he got to Peer1, Mr. Casalena realized it might be possible to keep the data center going. All they needed was a steady supply of fuel to the generators on the roof. So he told the team back at the office not to shut down the service just yet–”I emailed all the people and said, don’t shut down. I don’t see them turning off, and I think we’re just going to try and push it.”

There was fuel in the area. The only problem was getting it upstairs. “So we find, like, oil drums–one of our employees finds oil drums somewhere on Craigslist,” Mr. Casalena explained. “We’re just filling them up and trying to take them upstairs, and on day one it was pretty haphazard. It wasn’t like, a nice thing with everyone on the stairwell carrying things one flight–it was like half an oil drum of diesel with people pushing it upstairs taking an hour and a half.” Continue reading

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Microsoft Pranked People with a Live Floor Tile That Knocked Down a Wall in the Middle of a City

One of the coolest things about Windows 8 are the Live Tiles, which are like the beautiful love children of widgets and icons. Microsoft thinks so too so they created a hilarious prank that involved a light up floor tile (think Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean) and a collapsing wall.

Directed by McCann Oslo, the live tile lays in the middle of the road and lights up when a person steps on it. And when they fully “click” it, the wall falls down and reveals a live concert. It’s pretty fun even if it’s all probably setup. [PSFK]

via: http://gizmodo.com/5959067/microsoft-pranked-people-with-a-live-floor-tile-in-the-middle-of-a-city

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Heres Video Evidence of Why Everyone Thought Diane Sawyer Was Shitfaced On Air Last Night

Diane Sawyer was definitely probably drunk tonight during ABCs election coverage. Would you agree? Not convinced yet? She slurred every other word, rambled about the lack of music, and asked a correspondent if the exclamation point in the Obama slogan represented the direction he truly wanted to go with his presidency. What more proof do you need?

But of course it was already true according to Twitter:

And from our own Caity Weaver: “IT’S LIKE SHE TOOK AN AMBIEN AND WASHED IT DOWN WITH PINOT.” Wouldn’t be the first time

via Heres Video Evidence of Why Everyone Thought Diane Sawyer Was Shitfaced On Air Last Night.

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New Pepsi ‘Special’ Claims to Contain Fat-Blockers | Foodbeast

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Pepsi Special, a drink deemed by the Japanese government as a “food for specified health uses,” is Japan’s newest addition to its soft drink repertoire. The dextrin found in this particular vein of Pepsi is reportedly helpful when it comes to blocking fat, making it difficult to absorb the molecule. It should be noted that there’s a big difference between unsaturated and saturated fats, so a fat-blocking drink would theoretically block both the good and bad. Oh noes.Of course, Pepsi Special is not the first of its kind and follows the recent health trend overtaking soft drinks. Coca-Cola recently announced plans to release a ‘Beauty’ Beverage, teaming up with Sanofi, a pharmaceutical company in Paris. Apparently unhealthy-turned-healthy drinks are all the rage and if you’re not on board, you’re sinking in calories.Kotaku reports that Pepsi and Suntory have collaborated to make Pepsi Special a drink void of the icky dextrin aftertaste while still containing that “refreshing Pepsi finish.” Ahhh.Pepsi Special will be released November 13 in Japan at ¥150 US$1.87 per unit.

via New Pepsi ‘Special’ Claims to Contain Fat-Blockers | Foodbeast.

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