Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte paralax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website:
- Shit’s lightweight and loads fast
- Fits on all your shitty screens
- Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
- The motherfucker’s accessible to every asshole that visits your site
- Shit’s legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)
click for more Motherfucking Website.
Funny! Have you heard of Google chrome cast? Besides the PITA of bringing the pc to TV & hooking up HDMI are there any other advantages?
(Better yet Google Fiber? I read they’ve bought 80% of all of the underground cabling in Kansas and 83% of NEW households -mostly young- do not sign up for cable or satellite TV. If I could invest I would.)
IF I don’t chat with you, you & the family have a great thanksgiving! Take care, Karen
Karen Vance, BA, BS [image: facebook icon]
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On Mon, Nov 25, 2013 at 2:46 PM, It’s my life, you’re just along for the
I haven’t tried the chromecast but planning on it. Have a great thanksgiving