Motherf@%#ing Website

Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte paralax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website:

  • Shit’s lightweight and loads fast
  • Fits on all your shitty screens
  • Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
  • The motherfucker’s accessible to every asshole that visits your site
  • Shit’s legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)

click for more Motherfucking Website.

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2 Responses to Motherf@%#ing Website

  1. Karen Vance says:

    Funny! Have you heard of Google chrome cast? Besides the PITA of bringing the pc to TV & hooking up HDMI are there any other advantages?

    (Better yet Google Fiber? I read they’ve bought 80% of all of the underground cabling in Kansas and 83% of NEW households -mostly young- do not sign up for cable or satellite TV. If I could invest I would.)

    IF I don’t chat with you, you & the family have a great thanksgiving! Take care, Karen

    Karen Vance, BA, BS [image: facebook icon] 813 232-5227

    Certified Member: National Association Of Dog Obedience Instructors Certified Trainer: Certification Council for Professional Dog Trainers Charter Member: Association of Pet Dog Trainers Canine Good Citizen and S.T.A.R. Puppy Evaluator: American Kennel Club Clicker Assessed Proficiency Level 2 With Distinction: Competency Assessment Programme Professional Pet Guild Member

    On Mon, Nov 25, 2013 at 2:46 PM, It’s my life, you’re just along for the

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