Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte paralax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website:
- Shit’s lightweight and loads fast
- Fits on all your shitty screens
- Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
- The motherfucker’s accessible to every asshole that visits your site
- Shit’s legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)
click for more Motherfucking Website.